Tsubaki

Invisibility Cloak

2007-03-22T00:31:00.000-05:00

Invisibility Cloak
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Troop of A Hundred

2007-02-25T16:28:00.000-06:00

2007-01-22T22:41:00.000-06:00

school spanish song

2007-01-22T22:30:00.000-06:00

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN

2006-05-20T10:55:00.000-05:00

Okay, does anyone else find this shockingly familiar?

2005-12-02T12:40:00.000-06:00

what the fuck! damn, in BCIS, we lost like, a shitload of work cuz she's too much of a got damn shit head to give us clear, thorough, UNRUSHED work! fucking bitch! I can't stand her. and she's like all smiley yet bitchy about how she can't do anything to help and shit even th ough it's probably her damn fault in the first place that they're all gone! So now I'm gonna hafta go to her goddamn class during my lunch just to fix what I can and do WORK that I've done already! She's a freaking bitch1! I mean, what the fuck is her problem anyway? Last year, I always had extra sheets of paper. NOw, in ONE day of her class, I'm down to like, half of a whole [acket that I bring. she's wasting out papers and she making us waste it all on her damn class! she's a fucking bitch and she can't teach shit and i am seriously thinking of destroying her computers and all that shit after all, it's she who has to pay for anything she needs to replace and shit!

2005-11-30T12:35:00.000-06:00

waaaaah! I lost my FF BOOK OF USELESS QUOTES AND SCENARIOS at schooooool! Actually, it might be at home and i just can't find it, but i can't find it and that's the point! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! Crap! This suuuuck! i had my driver's ed test thingie yesterday. barely passed cuz i freak out so much or something i don't k now why but now all i hafta do is wait a year until my 16 b-day so i can get a real license instead of permit. T_T I'm tired, and I really shoujld study for the CH15 test i have today after school =cuz i forgot everything during thanksgiving break.....

2005-11-18T07:31:00.000-06:00

i am soooo freaking cold. i'm wearing a dress skirt thing right now and my hands are freezing. oh well, my vacation starts one day earlier! ok, not really, but I get to not go to all of my classes except 30-45 minutes in fourth period, which is just health science.

2005-10-28T21:51:00.000-05:00

Hot pic of Jessica Alba
Man, it's hoott!!!

>>click here<<

2005-10-22T19:55:00.000-05:00

two parties today. my cousin's kid's b-day party and the flu shot/baseball party. yeeees, a flu shot party. we're just watching baseball right now, but some time tonight, we start giving vaccinations. the first cake today was a yellow ice cream cake. the party was completely sponge bob square pants. the cake, the napkins, the plates, and the pinata. we caught a bee in the cup. it might still be there. the kids beat the crap out of the pinata by the way. it was so scary... they laughed and hit it again and again. screaming DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! i was like whooooaaa.
now, i am eating RUM CAKE. god yeah. yuuuuuum. there's so much in here that when I touched it, my fingers came away with RUM. muahahahahahahahahahahahhayhahwusgayw! hehehe, yeah, i love this stuff. and its stronger than usual too. hahahahah.

shrinking fish

2005-10-06T22:36:00.000-05:00

yeah...we just remembered to feed our fish. just now. itg's been a month. they shrunk. and i'm not sure whether to feel a little guilty or to laugh my head off. wooooow. and we couldn't find the ones that looked like clown fish. we thought they did and the other fish ate them. but they're just floating around at the bottom of the tank. I should feed them more... ooops.

2005-09-24T19:07:00.000-05:00

damn, i think i sprained my ankle AGAIN! dang, 7th time, darnit. right side this time. it wasn't much. I was running again. my dad was talking to some old guy about grass or something like that and I stopped feeling my right leg for a minute (too little air probably) and then I nearly fell. So I was standing on on leg, kinda worried. so then I put my foot down. it hurt a little but it wasn't that bad. but then i took a step forward and actually fell down. urgh. that hurt. so my ankles hurting and i'm walking to rest of the way home. it kinda stops hurting a bit. still throbbing now by the way. and then I find myself walking on my neighbor's yard. since my ankle doesn't hurt much anymore (i'm guessing I just got used to it and it wasn't that bad anyway, although it remotely worries me) so i run as fast as i can across his front yard and into the house. my mom is like wow this and wow that, and i go straight to the fridge and take out a drink. i stuck it in the freezer before and so it was partially melted now. so I put it on the table and sit down and grab for it again when my mom just takes it and starts drinking that shit. hello?!?!?! i got that to drink for myself! so i'm waiting for that stupid woman to finish and it's half gone! i spent the rest of the time putting it on my ankle since it was still cold and my mom is like fanning me. she actually says she's just being nice to me so she can live in my house when i move away since she says my brother and sister probably won't take care of her when she's old. who says I have to do it? why? and she's like, you're going to be a great doctor. right then, my dad comes in and says. 'or a great novelist'. probably since i'm always typing stories on the computer. yeah. and then they're not really arguing, but more like talking. and then she's like 'it's plachi-ism.' over and over and over again. you see, kind of a while ago, she's been trying to read my stories and stuff. she wants me to publish it so we can get money. i didn't want that. so i change my character's names and stuff and EVERYTHING because of her. now, if she tries and actually ends up "PUBLISHING" my shit out to the world, i'll get caught for plagiarizing (hopefully) and somebody'll stop her and embarrass her so she won't try it again. though I'd personally like to save the time and not get it done in the first place. you see?! because of her, i had to change everything! okay okay, so maybe i'm all off and everything. I think weirdly. i just hate it when people snoop in my business. like on wednesday or soemthing like that, our class got our grades back in algebra II and the teacher folds up my paper and hands it to me through some students. the girl she gave it to is about to hand it to the guy next to me, but then pulls it back to LOOK AT MY GRADE. so i'm like what. the. fuck. is. your. damn. problem. STUPID BITCH! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH. i didn't fail! take that! beeyotch! [laughs maniacally]
but seriously, what a nosy bitch. i think he name is molina or something. I gotta look next time. she sits behind me in the SAT class too. kinda pitiful that i dn't know her name. bitch. anyway, so i'm like HAHA i PASSED bitch! an 84! not too high, compared to what i could've gotten, and some girl actually got a 98 (the only A in the class i think), but hell yeah! take that! stupid nosy brown noser bitch1 i bet she don't got any friends! okay, so maybe i don't have much either, but i don't like talking to a lot of people. sure i get along with people, but in large groups, i either get all attention or none at all. so i move between groups. hm...i make myself sound like a hick.

oooooohhhh mmyyyyy ffrreeaaking god! argh!

2005-09-23T15:53:00.000-05:00

at even freaking possible! No one was even moving, goddangit! You can't see me right now, but I am currently twitching. So they leave, we get their license and insurance stuff. Later, as we find out, our trunk was more than just "popped" or whatever. It freaking opened and dumped our junk off! Embarrassing... Good thing we weren't on the highway though...Anyway, giving up and trying to get home, we got lost...it was sad...We were asking directions every five minutes. Literally. And my mom freaked out. And there was no air conditioner. We finally got home. Barely any gas left. Ten hours on the road, starting at 3:30 in the morning, and wasting another three hours trying to get back home. It was harder than it should have been because the road people closed off I10. Which by the way, they are idiots. They gave us the wrong freaking directions and ended up going in a circle, where my older sister got pissed off, told the guy off (subtly threatening him) and ignored him and got directions from the other guy. Oh, and out of the seven (or eight, can't remember) people we asked directions for, ALL of them gave us different directions. Odd, no? So yeah, it took us three hours to get back home even though we were barely 60 miles out of Houston. Pitiful... T-T

So the morals of this story is...

1) Don't trust retarded road blocking idiots.

2) When traveling in over 100 miles of blocked traffic, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!

3) When a true redneck farmer guy approaches you, cover your nose.

Anyway, I just wanted you to know that since we're staying in Houston, if I don't update in over a year (or more), I am probably dead. Gee, thank you Hurricane Rita!

Oh yeah, and how

2005-09-19T09:41:00.000-05:00

bleh...stupid spanish, i don't like this class. I suck at it. but surprisingly enough, i got a 96 on the test that i didn't even study for. what luck! i am so freaking awesome. anyway, i think i'm going to the homecoming dance at westside with a friend, but....yeah. it's supposed to be a formal thing and i don't have any clothes that I haven't worn at a dance yet. well...actually i think i have something, but i don't know... whatever. my parents think it's at my school, so i might have to ask my sister to take me there. say it's the senior-fresheman dance and stuff. and I can't remember what day picture day is. that's not good. i think i might be failing the easiest class ever, which is pretty pathetic even for me. i was missing a lot of work because I was losing everything during the first few weeks of school. but i'm turning everything in now...maybe i'll get some points back up? I hope so. anyway. yay! i'm going to the dance! anyway...yeah.

2005-09-14T15:29:00.000-05:00

hooray! I am now officially passing all my classes. well, I pass english now... I think. I hope.... uh oh. lol. eh... my stomache's been hurting a lot every day for the last whole week. I don't think I'm hungry, although it starts around second period. it also hurts if i suck in. yeah. like the way big girls do to fit into small dresses. NO. i don't. (please note that if i can't do something, I won't even try. yeah.) but it hurts when i stretch a little too. and if i curl up. yeah. maybe it's stress? it could be a subconscious thing...i don't feel any stressed now, but maybe deep down inside i am stressed because i should be stressed even if i don't realized that i'm really stressed now...? I'm confused. my head hurts too now, haha. yeah, not funny. but whatever.
saw a friend at the bookstore. i hope i can manage to get to the dance at westside. my parents (my mom really) thinks it's a dance at debakey so yeah. maybe my sis can take me there and back. there's also a VISA thingie at H-K 4 to help the homeless Katrina victims. right across from the driver's ed place too. and the tkd. maybe i can visit. yeah. right. stupid smelly sweaty airconditionless place.... T-T. i almost miss it. nah, i just don't like some people there. stupid girl A.... doesn't shut up.... and then there are most of the black belts who act all fucked up. yeah. jackasses. some people are okay though. eh...

aaaargh!

2005-09-08T12:38:00.000-05:00

god this suuuuuucks! I don't got a vcb book for claaaass!!!! O.o yeesh, but someone just toold me that varghese isn't gonna pick it up. yeesh. FFFIIINAAALLLY got our trackers tday. what are these people, stupid retards? we're supposed to get them during the FIRST WEEK of school! kuso! they slow! i mean seriously, what the heck is wrong with them? taking them freaking forever just to get these things. they could at least just skip a few pages or two or fifty. I mean, i just wasted five minutes of my life tearing out all this useless junk for school that i'm never going to need. I mean com eon! do people actually spend their time reading these things?
by the way, i am advertising for bush:
Join the Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

an unusual paragraph

2005-08-23T07:38:00.000-05:00

"This is a most unusual paragraph. This writing may annoy you until you
find out why it is so unusual, for you won't find a solution
instantly. But don't go into a tailspin about it or go crazy, for it
isn't that difficult. But you will admit that it is most unusual. This
writing looks so ordinary that you might think that nothing is wrong
with it. And, in fact, nothing is wrong with it. But it is unusual,
and you must ask why. If you study and think about it, you may find
out why, but you must do it without any coaching of any kind. No doubt
if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you...who knows? So start
to study it now, and try your skill at finding out what is so unusual
about this writing. If you can do it in half an hour, you may claim an
approach to wisdom, but if you can't do it in half an hour..."

Have you found it yet? a cookie to whoever guesses what is wrong with this paragraph! Highlight the text below to find the mysterious answer you loser!

"It has no vowel E. "

AAaaaaaand.... WITNESS THE AWESOMENESS OF FUCKING AWESOME PING-PONG!!!!! ((clicketh the link below, baka!))
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php

computer

2005-08-22T07:35:00.000-05:00

aaah! i'm getting a computer! this is freaking awesome! and it seems that i MIGHT get one of those flat screen things and it's my ooooowwwwwn computer!!!!! with maplestory too. MS is a really cute/weird game thingie. XD

8.14.05

2005-08-14T15:38:00.000-05:00

I changed my blog back to the way it was before...i like the blue-ness better. school starts tomorrow. the naruto forum is going by slowly. i am officially bored. and a bit bummed out. I need to read two books cuz i can't find my own... i found out something that i would never have prefered to know in the first place. this really sucks.

2005-08-13T17:47:00.000-05:00

alright, it's real boring right now. we (my bro, sis, and i) when to some party early. just a cousin's b-day. lots of cousin. three b-days today i thinks. playing some rpg thing. it's fun. if you like naruto and roleplaying stuff, please join! and uh....uh....uh..hm...what else. if you want the url, then post in the chatterbox or something like that. hooray. school starts in two days. i think i'm gonna die allll over again. i'll post a pic of my naruto character later.

2005-08-09T15:37:00.000-05:00

i lost weight!! hooray! it's not a lot and barely counts for anything, but yay! AND my thighs aren't so big! yay again! anyway, i'm not sure if my site looks better like this or before. i'm kinda tempted to make another one, but i shouldn't. I cut my hair again. it looks almost exactly the same as before, only the layers are better. It hurt like hell. The guy just got his scissors and slid them down my hair, pulling it out. i'm gonna sue. Yesterday, someone called me and said he got my number from aoxun, which is really wierd cuz i don't remember giving it to him. Although it almost doesn't really matter since i don't remember a lot of things. Like names. I bet i forgot almost everyone during the summer. The heat melts my brain each year.
School is starting on the 15. I think i'm going to cry. Sure, summer was as boring as hell but i'm like NNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! T_T Waaaaah! I didn't get to do anything for myself! Let's see:
1) I went to Vegas. Swam at a pool in Vegas. Watched movies in Vegas. And slept in Vegas.
--I could have swam at home. I could have watched movies at home. I could have slept at home. In fact, sleeping at home would have been better cuz I wouldn't hafta sleep in the same room with my parents and stay awake all night listening to snoring.
2) I went to the pool at my cousin's place.
--I saw a girl from school. I remembered who she was, but right now, I am unable to remember her name. Starts with R.
3) I slept over at my cousin's place.
--I played games until I realized the next morning that I sucked at games, I got bored with games, and I don't like games anymore. I think I played it too much. Kinda like listening to the same music over and over.
4) During summer, things happen to me, and they don't happen to me.
--I tend to get stupider and lazy, so when school starts, I'm half-ass retarded. I also tend to stop answering my phone and calling people. It's not on purpose. Maybe it's a subconscious thing, but I'm always leaving my cell phone somewhere where I can't and won't hear it. Like in my room. Or my cousin's house. Or whatever. Because of my sudden disappearance from Earth, I sometimes feel like a hermit and an idiot.
5) I read a book. Sorta.
--I have read Fahrenheight 451. That is all I read over summer that I was supposed to read. I also read Ender's Shadow and Shadow of the Hegemon and the Harry Pootter, but yeah. I STILL need to read I know why the Caged Bird Sings and Bless me Ultima.
Summer sucks and school sucks more, so if you hear me wishing death upon the school and everyone in it, know that that means I am reeaaalllly hating it.

2005-08-08T22:09:00.000-05:00

bored bored bored. watching saiyuki every once in a while. i love this picture, it's so cute. the yugi throws a furry tennis ball at kaiba! lol. oh no! you have defeated me in a card game and now my soul is trapped forever! omg, that was almost the stupidest anime i've seen. sure i like the cards. some of them are hollows [or something like that] and they're really shiny! XD. i also saw this other picture. it was the kaiba and the blond guy kissing. i was like woah! wtf?! they're the same people! just with a gianter hair...yeah...whatever. i'm boooooreed!! i got a call from some guy. i missed it the first time, but i called him back. he said he was ao xun's friend. I asked him his name again. his name is aoxuns friend. wow, what crazy parents. grreeaaaat. anyway, i think i cut him off and hung up. I said by but i think he said something back... he also said that ao xun had my number. when did i give it to him?! and did he have a cell phone? weeiiirdd...
stupid drivers ed people...they said they'd have a list/schedule for me to drive at least by friday. i come back on monday (okay...so i was a bit late) and they tell me COME BACK AT 4-7. bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!! >.< rude bitch. walked away. not that i noticed cuz i did too, but whatever.

2005-08-04T19:35:00.000-05:00

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v688/WintersDream525/Ahahahaha.gif
heeeeey, remember Lex Luther from Supermaaann....? You know, the criminal mastermind? Superman's greatest enemy? The black guy who went albino? Weeeeelll, i think he's a bit schizophrenic...I found this picture, and I'm just wondering...IS THIS REAL?!?!?!

Unexplained mysteries....yeah

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click here to see the REAL Lord of the Rings, lol

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oh, and look at THIS:

Somebody was reeeaallllly bored....That's just freaking awesome.

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I love my new background! If you knew the story between those two, you would think it's probably gross, but since you don't know it, you can sit back and saw "Aaaww..." cuz ignorance is bliss. It's Hakkai and Kanon! I drew something kinda like it. And writing a new thing...not telling about what. Can't seem to draw anymore. No talent. Ran out of it. T__T Kill...Gaara.... T_____T I cute my hair a little more again by real hair stylists (it hurt like hell though...). And I now have in my possession a Gameboy SP, and it sucks cuz I dont have any games. And it used to be my brothers, but it was "confiscated". And uh...uh...uh.............
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I ran out of things to say.

The Saga of Blood Ninja! Part II

2005-07-25T21:33:00.000-05:00

the third encounter: watch the infamous blood-ninja attack others in disguise! muahahahahha!

Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun? [WTF?! he actually bought that?!]
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?! [XD ah! dying. can't....breath....laughing...too freaking hard!!! hahahahhaha!]
J-Dogg: Oh s**t, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only f**k women... [gee, i didn't think he'd be THAT pissed off, lol. i mean, homophobes are SCARED of them, aren't they?]
J-Dogg: S**it just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dips**t.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.

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J-Dogg: I see you in line at the supermarket. Our eyes meet.
Partner8: Who the f**k are you?
J-Dogg: I mouth the words to you, as if in slow motion:
J-Dogg: F**k me, F**k me.
J-Dogg: My wishes are like poetry in your eyes. We want this moment to last forever.
Partner8: OMFG are you trying to cyber me?
J-Dogg: We are like two dancers, for whom the music never stops. I Kiss the top of your hand. You are taken aback by the bulge that forms in your thigh.
Partner8: Is that like cancer?
J-Dogg: If cancer is our love, then I hope you don't have the technology of chemotherapy.
Partner8: Good one romeo.
J-Dogg: You grab the bulge that you feel. you think it must be taking over your mind, theres nothing else you can think of. My tubesteak to you is like a beautiful japanese haiku.

The salmon swim at night.
Towards your room.
The snow and the moon.

Partner8: that was never a haiku.
J-Dogg: To your light bulb I am the Thomas Edison of your sex. Withought my light you would be lost in a sea of darkness.
Partner8: That made even less sense than your "haiku"
J-Dogg: So you ready to f**k then?
Partner8: You unbutton my pants, spew your load at the sight of my underwear, and your spent.
J-Dogg: ...
Partner8: ?
J-Dogg: I'm spent. [smart... XP]

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J-Dogg: Hey
QT-Pie: Hey
J-Dogg: whats goin on
QT-Pie: Nothing. Who are you?
J-Dogg: Jdogg. Wanna cyber?
QT-Pie: what does that mean? [wooooww....very naive. or stupid. same thing, right?]
J-Dogg: what are you wearing?
QT-Pie: T-shirt. Jeans.
J-Dogg: Garter belt?
QT-Pie: Ummm...no.
J-Dogg: Are we gonna cyber or not?
QT-Pie: uh, okay.
J-Dogg: Sweet, I start by rubbing your ass all around. You love this.
J-Dogg: You're wet already. I can smell your p*ssy stink from here.
QT-Pie: WHAT?! [nooow she gets it, haha. how old is she?]
J-Dogg: I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
J-Dogg: You leave everything to Jdogg.
J-Dogg: I am completely inside of you. You are my dick puppet. I put on a little play.
QT-Pie: This is weird. I should go.
J-Dogg: I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
QT-Pie: A stripe?
J-Dogg: I need a sandwich.
QT-Pie: You're a freak.
J-Dogg: I was great. You loved it.

the blood ninja saga continues.

weird...

2005-07-25T13:36:00.000-05:00

hm...my background has disappeared....i think i screwed something up again....

The Saga of Blood Ninja! Part II

2005-07-23T15:41:00.000-05:00

the second encounter--watch the infamous blood ninja terrorize yet another victim!!
sweet17: Hi
Bloodninja: hello
Bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
Bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
Bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
Bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
Bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
Bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
Bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
Bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
Bloodninja: Don't f**king laugh at me!
Bloodninja: This s**t is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a f**king break
Bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
Bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.
Bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
Bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
Bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
Bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
Bloodninja: Hurry up.
Bloodninja: Are you there?
Bloodninja: F**k you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
Bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
Bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A F**KING COP YOU A**HOLE!
Bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
Bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
Bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
Bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
Bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
Bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
Bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
Bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
Bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
Bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
Bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go f**k yourself
Bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
Bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
Bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
Bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
Bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: F((K YOU!!!
Bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a F**KING A**HOLE!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
Bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
Bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
Bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
Bloodninja: Wait a sec
Bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
Bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
Bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
Bloodninja: You heard me.
Bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
Bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
Bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
Bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
Bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
Bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
Bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
Bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
Bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Bloodninja: ok?
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
Bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
Bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
Bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth c**t.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
Bloodninja: I softly suck on your cl*t bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
Bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
Bloodninja: ...still limp
Bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your a**hole.
Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
Bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
Bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A F**KING PYSCHO!!
Bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Bloodninja: And turn you into a f**king candy apple...
Bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: F**K YOU A**HOLE!!
Bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
Bloodninja: ...going limp again.
Bloodninja: Hello?
Bloodninja: Say it!
Bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
*please note that I am not Blood Ninja. This is a guy and this guy is almost as famous as the Numa Numa Dance.
~i-am-bored.com

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wooooow....people are like soooo craaazy online....i wanna do something...and i want money too,...but who doesn't? i already finished the harry potter book. took me less than a day....why the heck is it getting shorter?! i'm boooooored. and i wanna get outta the house. i drew some more stuff. it doesn't suck!! since they're guys, they can't have oversized boobs right? well...if they did, i am sad. and worried. and shocked. what a stunning phenomenon! men with breasts! of course, really fat guys have boobs too, but it's not as if they want it...which is why it's REALLY retarded when they make fun of you saying "MY boobs are bigger than yours."

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we went to a restuarant for dinner yesterday. didn't like it. the food was crappy. the place looked good a little i guess. there was a tv behind me. there was a lady with giant antennas on her hat. she shook her head sideways weirdly and it went everywhere. she reminded me of a giant human cockroach, ::shudders:: anyway, there was a weirdo guy with the face of a veeery masculine woman. i was lik woooooow,,,I bet that's how he gets his audience. they come back wondering what the hell he is--man, woman, or somewhere in between?

The Saga of Blood Ninja!

2005-07-22T15:41:00.000-05:00

the first encounter
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k
*please note that I am not Blood Ninja. This is a guy and this guy is almost as famous as the Numa Numa Dance.
~i-am-bored.com
yosh...i am like sooooo bored. there's nothing to do!!!!! augh!!! T_T

yay!

2005-07-19T19:57:00.000-05:00

yay! it fiiiiinnaaaaallllllyyy woooooorrrkkkkss!! ^___^
finally, it took FOREVER!! ::celebrates::

uh....now what...?

can you hear me now?

2005-07-19T13:41:00.000-05:00

heloo!!!

2005-07-19T12:55:00.000-05:00

PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE WWWWWOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-18T23:01:00.000-05:00

experimental post...